Health: Today, a woman asked me why I'm so fat. When I told her it's...

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By MikaykayUnicorn - 26/02/2016 23:07 - United States - Irving

Today, a woman asked me why I'm so fat. When I told her it's because of my hyperactive enlarged thyroid which makes it hard to lose weight, she called me a liar. She then asked why my neck is so fat. Well lady, that would be my enlarged thyroid. FML

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