Miscellaneous: Today, a piece of candy thrown from the top of the Eiffel Tower...

By Ina - 22/03/2009 09:52 - France

Today, a piece of candy thrown from the top of the Eiffel Tower broke one of the lenses of my glasses. FML

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Ansleeee 8

Monday 27 June 2016 18:10

imagine if it was a penny

buckdharma 37

Monday 27 June 2016 18:19

Just think, it could've been a Atomic Fireball. Lucky for you it was probably a Milk Dud.

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dragoongirl90 34

Tuesday 28 June 2016 3:30

That's why ******* aren't supposed to throw shit from the tops of buildings. Shit can kill people.

sherman77 5

Tuesday 28 June 2016 17:43

Good thing you had glasses

RememberSchlitz 9

Tuesday 28 June 2016 19:29

I read that the staff at the Eiffel Tower were on strike, but I didn't realize they were on airstrike.

TMO2142 25

Wednesday 29 June 2016 5:46

Lucky it wasnt a cast

VeryCreativeName 3

Saturday 2 July 2016 22:18

Good thing you wear glasses, then...

gingerlover01 24

Monday 25 July 2016 21:22

only in France

Applesauce06636 7

Friday 12 August 2016 20:44

Just be happy someone didn't throw up from the top.

Harley Osborne 8

Thursday 26 July 2018 0:13

Sounds like you got an Eiffel...

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