Kids: Today, a kid rode his bike into the side of my parked car. After... - FML

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By BiggusDickus69 - 01/09/2016 20:47 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, a kid rode his bike into the side of my parked car. After patching him up his dad gave me all his details. Except not for him. Now I have a new car with a dented door FML

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LadyPhantomhive 12

Friday 2 September 2016 3:47

Damn, report a file to the police. If you give a correct description of the child and the father, I'm sure they could ask the neighbors and find them or something.

One_In_Three 24

Friday 2 September 2016 12:28

I was once on holiday in the exact same city as OP and some kid rode his bike in to my caravan.

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LadyPhantomhive 12

Friday 2 September 2016 3:47

Damn, report a file to the police. If you give a correct description of the child and the father, I'm sure they could ask the neighbors and find them or something.

One_In_Three 24

Friday 2 September 2016 12:28

I was once on holiday in the exact same city as OP and some kid rode his bike in to my caravan.

westernmd 6

Friday 2 September 2016 20:46

i bet it was the same kid

One_In_Three 24

Sunday 4 September 2016 0:58

Maybe it was.

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