Love: Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing...

By Brandee - 05/03/2010 01:39 - Canada

Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook, and said to please stop 'testing' him. He also messaged me saying how he wishes he could get a girlfriend like me, that I'm gorgeous, and that he wants to go out with me. I'm his cousin. FML

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By sushichick - 15/04/2020 12:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML

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By Brittany - 23/12/2012 02:33 - United States

Today, a guy professed his love for me in front of my friends. The guy is my first cousin. FML

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By deserved - 29/10/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

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Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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Smooth, real smooth

By sonice - 18/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Duluth

Today, a guy asked me out on Facebook, then called me a conceited bitch when I said no. I don't know, dude; maybe it's just that I already have a boyfriend, that you asked me out on Facebook, and that you posted the same message on 4 other girls' walls as well. FML

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Self report

By Anonymous - 31/03/2024 14:00 - Norway - Drammen

Today, when going to bed after a night of heavy drinking, my boyfriend told me he was in love with his cousin, and that she’s way prettier than me. Later in the morning, he said it was just "drunk talk." FML

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By destiny147 - 30/11/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML

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The girl?

By Anonymous - 26/12/2019 01:00

Today, my mate was bragging about the nudes he was getting from this random girl, he proceeded to show me... It was my cousin. FML

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The good old days

By FBfail - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML

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By Skullie - 19/02/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML

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Friday 5 March 2010 9:15

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

foolishworkerbee 0

Friday 5 March 2010 9:14

wincest?

Comments

lattermanlarry 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 5:57

LOL are you from west virginia

alexxandra329 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 8:49

sick bitch!

Tishawna_fml 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 18:05

ew WTF!?

nobridgejustwate 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 18:08

COUSIN SEX, OH IT'S AWKWARD, BUT LEGAL. Anybody else? Electrolise. Win ^___^

applz_fml 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 21:47

yo calm down wit all dat dis iz da internet not a friggin essay ertime i wanna c an fml u come up soundin lyk a middle age teacher that needs 2 get laid sooooo shut up and dont try commenting on my spelling or grammar either

FockinA 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 0:44

rednecks do it why not u ?

V_S234 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 0:50

My boyfriend and ME!!!!!! Or better yet, my boyfriend's and my kissing. If you really want a grammar Nazi.

nobridgejustwate 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 6:36

Actually, "my boyfriend and I" is correct. Also, as kissing is the verb and not, in general, a noun, "my boyfriend's and my kissing" is incorrect. Nice try though.

V_S234 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 23:49

"A picture of I?" I don't think so.

nobridgejustwate 0

Monday 8 March 2010 14:02

Cutting "my boyfriend and" out would leave 'me' to be correct, yes. But it's "my boyfriend and I". The rules change for singular to plural. Shocking, isn't it?