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By Anonymous - 17/04/2016 05:13 - United States
Today, a cute girl came up to me while I was on my smoke break and asked if she could buy one for a dollar off of me. I told her it would only cost her one phone number and started to hand it to her. "Nevermind, I should probably quit anyway" was the response I got. FML