Work: Today, a customer stood in front of the deli counter where I... - FML

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By UniqueUserID - 01/08/2016 17:58 - United States - Dayton

Today, a customer stood in front of the deli counter where I work and watched me prepping food. I asked if she needed help and she said, "No." She then muttered that I am a stupid idiot and need to get a real job. When I said, "huh?" she smiled and told me to have a nice day. FML

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exotica_realist 3

Tuesday 2 August 2016 10:26

Get a Real job eh, I mean does she think you're working for free? Sounds like you kept it professional so that shows you're more mature than her.

KaleTheVane 7

Tuesday 2 August 2016 20:31

*degrades lower wage worker for job, while requesting services from that worker* At least you know that no matter how bad you **** up, you'll never be as dumb as her.

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exotica_realist 3

Tuesday 2 August 2016 10:26

Get a Real job eh, I mean does she think you're working for free? Sounds like you kept it professional so that shows you're more mature than her.

KaleTheVane 7

Tuesday 2 August 2016 20:31

*degrades lower wage worker for job, while requesting services from that worker* At least you know that no matter how bad you **** up, you'll never be as dumb as her.

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