Today, a bee flew into my classroom and landed on my cheek. Not only am I allergic to these things, I was hit in the face with a textbook to "make sure it's dead." FML
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shabowbow 18
Thankfully I wasn't stung, and I do appreciate on the long run them hitting me with a textbook. It could've been a lot worse than a headache.
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CorpsmanUp88 21
I think I'd take a textbook to the face than a allergic reaction anyday.
AFCCT 7
32, what did this plant ever do to you?
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Agtthepw 21
And was it?
RedPillSucks 33
I was ok until I got a textbook to the face. No? I'll just shuffle back under my rock
worldclassrager 41
A textbook? A folder would do the same thing and hurt less...but better than an iPad or something...
Dew438 14
You just got facebook. lol
ThomasBombadil 31
Oh so close, but you were on the right track.
drake1138 21
Couldn't the stinger have pierced your skin by the bee being smashed against your face?
kaitieloo 22
Could have, but didn't. All depends on how the misfortunate bee was oriented. Guess it didn't pierce her.
drake1138 21
I'd say that he would have been better off if the person hadn't tried to kill it on his face. There's a better chance that it would fly away. Also, some bees release pheromones that attract others when they're killed. That would be terrible for someone who's allergic to them.
amisenho 11
That's an odd mechanism, #73. I'm not saying you're blowing smoke, but why would a bee release pheromones to let others know where it was and attract them to a place where they could possibly be killed? Or are the pheromones there to let the colony know that they should stay away from where the unfortunate bee was killed?
Infamous_Tora 12
I guess you haven't watched a lot of animal planet. bees release the pheromones when they are in danger to alert the other bees where the danger is so they can go and **** shit up. Why else do you see those bad videos where it starts when one person kills a bee and a swarm suddenly thickens out of thin air and attacks them? Bees protect family.
gameover18 17
Sounds like a scene from an anime.
alljackedup7 7
Well is it dead ?
HuebertMCR 10
Sitcom episode starter right there
buckdharma 38
I'm imagining a music textbook. You know, one in B-flat.
Witchylady 18
Poor thing. Sometimes life can just slap you in the face. Hope you feel better.