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By MannB - 17/01/2017 17:12

Today, 2 groups of 3 decided to fight in my class today, you know it's the usual in highschool... the only problem is that I was in the seat between them, luckily I left school that day with only a broken arm and ripped out hair from them trying to get over me, FML

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kyrthrix 14

Monday 23 January 2017 14:40

Are you going to file assault charges?

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 24 January 2017 12:15

File charges against every last one of them, if you haven't already. I hope that your school expelled them.

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kyrthrix 14

Monday 23 January 2017 14:40

Are you going to file assault charges?

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 24 January 2017 12:15

File charges against every last one of them, if you haven't already. I hope that your school expelled them.

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