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The votes are in

Today, I got an email. It said, "Everyone hates you. We voted." FML

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Oh, so you're the girl that email survey was about? My bad, don't take it personally I don't know you. I just chose hate because it told me that if I did then I wouldn't receive any future notifications from whinny jerks who take the time to vote on shit like this. Don't feel too bad, when I was in junior high my friends "voted" me out of our group. By the next week we were all friends again and to this day I still talk with many of them on a semi regular basis. People can be cruel, plus if you ask everyone you'll probably find out that the boys had to vote against you because the girls told them that if they didn't they'd have to find a new group of girls to hang out around. As a man I will tell you that most guys normally like at least one girl in their clique, that is why they normally stick around them and go along with everything they say to do. I once had a girl tell me that she wouldn't go to the school dance with me unless I stopped talking to one of our other friends. Being a gentleman I took the other girl to the dance instead :)

I'm really sorry for you. But you might want to say who "everyone" is.

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at least they voted?

itsalwaysYDI 0

I highly doubt this happened. I bet you just want the attention and sympathy from FML.

emodude44 0

I like you just fine. I don't even know you! And I usually hate people I don't know! But I like you just fine.

fiblydinkerton 0

The tribe has spoken.

well, that's democracy for you

Who's everyone?

Mortoli 30

hope you got em back op.

must be the name, I know that :-/

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