Today, a man was struggling up some slippery steps with a pram when his sunglasses fell from his head. I hurried to pick them up for him, as he had no free hands, but instead accidentally stood on them, snapping them in half. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking up some stairs, and I told the guy in front of me to be careful, as the handrail was loose and well-worn. I then put my hand on it, and promptly fell backwards down the stairs with a piece of handrail still in my hand. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML
Today, I walked into the glass door of my boss’s cabin and broke my spectacles. Thank god for a backup pair, right? Wrong. I fell down the stairs and broke them too. FML
Today, whilst babysitting, I broke a glass. I explained to the kid that it was very important not to walk barefoot around where it had happened, because of the tiny bits of glass. He jumped back, scared, and while doing so tripped. I rushed to help him and ran through the broken glass. Barefoot. FML
Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML
Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML
Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and having the sun shine on my face. When he pulled them up, the metal holder on top broke off and fell on me. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
Here let me do it for you.... Today (some time in the last 24hrs), a man (**** sapien sapien, male) struggling (having physical difficulty) up some slippery (unable to fully grasp or purchase because of some lubricant, usually ice) steps (stairs leading to a home or abode) with a pram (baby stroller, google search About 7,720,000 results (0.13 seconds) ) dropped his sunglasses (darkened lenses placed over the eyes to minimize brightness. Sometimes used to look cool) off his head (something infrequently used by FML readers) in his struggle. I hurried (moved quickly towards) to pick them up for him as he had no free (he paid for them, so they're not free, but most likely his hands were occupied doing something else) hands, and instead stood on them and snapped them in half (he broke them). Just because you are not familiar with every single variant of the english language doesn't mean OP has to spell everything out for you. In Austrailia, I showed up for Shrimp on the Barbie with a small guy humping a barbie doll and was promptly tossed out.
DocBastard 40
Just to do a little research, I timed how long it would take me to type in "WTF is a pram?". Then I timed how long it took me to type "pram" into google so I could see hundreds of pictures of prams. WTF is a pram: 0.9 seconds pram: 0.2 seconds I do this research for you because I care.
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Comments (121)
josh5634 0
a pram - a British name for a stroller. good day :)
SmallyBigs 9
Why not just tell them what a pram is? Instead of ranting for 25 comments and arguing, just say the answer. I HIGHLY doubt someone will sit on FML all day waiting for an answer. We all know what google is, but there's no need to be dicks. k?
DocBastard 40
Arguing and acting like a dick is what the comment section is all about! *rereads FML rules and FAQ* Oh, ****.
JenL_fml 7
No matter how many times someone answers, somebody else is guaranteed to ask. What's the point? -.-
ImaginaryFoe 1
I debated skipping the comments on this FML because I knew there would be some dumb arses asking what a pram was. I didn't think it would be two comments in FFS.
supahnazi 0
op, this situation does not "****" ur life in any way shape or form. please go kill urself.
Sour_Soul88 1
thats so mean! go in a ditch!
ov614 0
Nevermind. Let's not go there, tis a silly place.
lovecraft93 0
Pram is PROPER English for a stroller (whatever the hell you call it) It is hard for me to understand why people don't even bother to learn the British terms for things even though it's the proper way of speaking. Us British even learn the American terms and the Americans are so ignorant to learn ours. Sorry I just had to express my anger out to the people who wrote "WTF is a pram?" seriously guys, you should've learnt that in school.
alexFYL 11
Sorry dude, hate to burst your American stereotypes bubble, but I know what a chav, essex girl/boy, pram, kabbob, and trolley is... among others. Hurpdurp.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Generalisations suck. Not all Brits know American slang and not all Americans are ignorant regarding British slang. Can't we just blame an individual's idiocy on the individual without maligning the whole ******* nation he/she inhabits?
lovecraft93 0
Sorry I meant to actually put "some" not "all". I just get irritated by some of the stupid people of the world - British or American.
Playa13 0
You still owe me a new pair of glasses
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
il repeat my self, a pram is a hyperbolic chamber used for storing faeces in to research over a long period of time
dansco 25
So someone broke their sunglasses? And?! Who cares!
Echo963 1
what's a pram.... jk, and insomnia's a cutie so be nicer to her