ElMungia

About Elmungia

Ehhh okay. I like music.. A lot. Punk rock mostly. I play accessive amounts of guitar :3 I feel it's necessary to state that my favourite bands are Sum 41, Blink 182 and Lamb of God // Guess you could say I'm the 'Typical Australian':p Am always up for a chat :))))) Be happy & love life my dudes ✌️

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Elmungia's favorite FMLs

Today, my mum bought a phone. Since teaching her how to text, I have received 27 messages, repeatedly saying the word "penis". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jaderie / Saturday 21 April 2012 09:26 / Australia - Sydney

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time. I moved my leg to wrap it around him and accidentally hit his penis. Without thinking, I said, "Sorry little guy!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By MiniJeans / Thursday 30 April 2015 02:25 / United States - Casselberry

Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 13 March 2014 09:34 / Australia

Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML

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