Today, I sold a customer some beer. He then asked to see the manager, and told me he was a 19 year-old undercover cop. My knee jerk reaction was to panic and curse aloud, before realizing he was balding, toothless, probably 50, certainly not a cop, and laughing at me for being such a gullible moron. FML
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Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML
Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML
Today, I tried buying alcohol for the first time. I have a baby face, so I had my ID ready. The store owner admitted that my ID looked real enough, but he wouldn't believe it wasn't just an elaborate fake. He very nearly called the cops on me. FML
Today, at work, a midget came in to buy beer. Not only was he almost as tall as me, he got offended when I had to card him and explain that the manager told me to card everyone, and that it wasn't because he was short. FML
Today, I had to decline the sale of alcohol to a man who reeked of booze and was practically falling asleep at my till. He tried to convince me that he wasn't drunk, he was just blind. Still refusing to sell him the beer, he started yelling at me, accusing me of "being racist against the 'blinds'". FML
Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window, telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML
Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML
Today, I tried to buy a bottle of wine from the supermarket. The scrawny, acne-ridden kid at the checkout asked to see my ID. I didn't have any on me, since I'm 37 years old and didn't expect to be asked stupid questions. I complained to his manager, only to be asked to leave. FML
Today, a customer threatened to come back later and shoot the whole place up. Why? I didn't give him a discount on his beer. My boss's reaction when I called the police: "Why didn't you give him the discount?!" Last week he bitched me out for letting a girl off for being a few cents short on hers. FML
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OneandOnlyOne 0
So, next time, you WILL ask for ID, won't you??
DannyBoii12 0
LMFAO dumbass
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neonokku 0
This isnt an FML you should consider yourslef lucky
ksunnyv1011 0
Thats pretty weird.
AdamGD 0
Lol. That was awesome
djh1996 0
19....where are you from...here you have to be 18 to buy beer
average_girl 0
the OP is from Georgia. Where are you from??
XOfiestypixie 0
#30, the internet is a really amazing thing, isn't it? You know, being connected to all different parts of the world, where things are different; like drinking ages. I don't want to sound rude (though I probably have already...) but please become a little more culturally educated. The world is very different from the town/city where you live.
DeadMansCrack 4
Wow, that was a little bitchy. It was just a question. Damn, OP that's kind of ridiculous.
jumperdreams 0
well now you now better :D from now on always check unless its like some 80 year old then im pretty sure its safe to not check
latrobairitz 0
Unless the OP is a waiter or this post is belated, I call bullshit. Any native Georgian would know that it is illegal to sell beer on Sunday.
Bored_2_Death 0
Fmls take days to get moderated so this most likely didn't happen today
Teekayahr 0
Yeah. You are.
Ludaman44 0
Funny thing is, you should realize that it takes more then one year to become a cop. If he was 20 it would have been more believable. 19 year olds do not become cops.
SaintJimmy 0
In some small towns you can become a cop right out of High School.
valdigrad 0
Hey, on the bright side you didn't get in trouble since you WERE breaking the law. Had you noticed he was too old and told him to f*** off, he would have been pissed and told the manager. You made him laugh and ignore your mistake ;)
irockmyworld 0
how drunk were you yourself man, for a 50yr old to be bale to pass off as a 19yr old in your eyes. you serve the beer, dont drink it! YDI