Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML
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gamermonster 34
People who break up over text are not the people you deserve OP. The best of luck
PurpleKicks 22
That's flat out, ****** up! I'm sorry to hear this OP. The guy sounds like an ass hat, your a lot better off with out him.
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Comments (58)
Mynamewontfi 40
A person that breaks up to you through a text message instead of face to face, is a person you don't want to stay with anyway.
more4me 27
Wanker!! I despise that kind of cowardice and immaturity. If you're gonna break up with someone, man up and do it in person!
Steve97 32
Ugh not even a phone call at least? People like him don't deserve to be with somebody.
moodyreallyrocks 27
Good riddance OP! What a coward, not to have the decency to do it face to face. You should be with someone better. Don't sweat it OP, you'll find someone better..
buddy_J 16
On the bright side. At least he waited for her to get home safely so she wouldn't be in emotional stress while driving through all that bad weather. Could have been dangerous. Still should have waited to do it face to face though
Richard6036 13
A real spineless Maggot
ericp96 10
Shoulda told him to grow some balls while you find someone with a good sized pair
revolvearoundme 15
That's a dick move. He should at least mail you break up candy.
denden_mushi 11
On one hand, this is a terrible way to break up with someone. On the other hand, it's better to know when you're at home and not driving in bad weather...then again, he probably invited you over without checking the weather forecast.
gamernation89 10
Well now you can fine someone who will treat you better and someone you deserve but I'm sorry you had such a shitty day ?