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By sad drummer - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - La Jolla

Today, the lead singer of the band I recently joined blatantly admitted to a fan that the only reason he let me in was because I'm "so fuckin' ugly" that I make the rest of them look "ten times better" in comparison. FML
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SerpentBoy 8

I find it also very ironic that you're the drummer. The drummer is always in the back where nobody can get a good look at him..

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crittr12 7

I'm sorry hun! don't let him.get u down. he was provably just making a joke to someone BC he had nothing else to say and wanted to be funnt

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monsterMEG 8

Maybe it's time you leave said band, they seem like a bunch of assholes. Cheer up :)

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spikekutter 9

dude, your in a band.. You will get a lot of attention..

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donkeytowel 11

drummers and bassplayers are always the least pretty guys in a band. with a few exceptions.

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journeytotheend 16

It's a band! You're suppose to give each other a hard time! Say shït back! Say he has a wolverine growing in his pants so everyone should donate money

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buckdharma 36

I read somewhere that the first thing a girl notices on a guy is his ass, so work taking a shit into your act.

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kierabehr 8

Get new band mates, who would want to be with those dbags anyway...

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BellaFurfaro 12

You should just leave the band. They obviously only want you for the wrong reasons.

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melody309 35

Say something about how their playing is so ******' bad that it makes your drumming sound ten times better in comparison.

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