Real smooth

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML
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funallthetime 0

guys this was posted 4:19! not 4:20! so shut up about it being on 4:20

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Doublestack00 0

If I were him is I'd think it was cute and talk to you.

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cherryblossomchi 4

laughing it off and poking fun at yourself will show him you have a great sense of humor! ydi for having no personality

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dansco 24

He'll remember you now! And that you speak like Yoda lol

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varkey 7

well sounds like you were high :P

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ilafatu 0

if u woulda waited one day, it would not have been a problem

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jdawg2010 0

why would you put anonymous when you mentioned your name in the post?

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jdawg2010 0

wtf would you put anonymous if u put ur name in the post...jesus

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