Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Prank wars
Today, I thought it would have been funny to cut off my friend's rat-tail. He thought it would be funny to put a brick through my windshield. FML
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Callyn 47
You don't **** with people's hair. You completely deserve it, even if he is retarded for having a rat tail.
flyboy57 0
YDI. I had friends with rat rails while growing up. do you know how long it takes to grow one?
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ScrewShoes 0
Uhm... Rattails are for hippies, germans, and homos.
Puolukka 4
I haven't seen someone with a rat-tail in Germany since I was like 8 years old...which was 12 years ago..so stfu.
trilliamme 0
And I've also never seen a hippie with a rat tail, either.
whoaelena 0
I have. In Philly the hipsters and hippes have them!
leushqua 2
well he probably does look much better now, but hey-it probably took years to grow..so i mean ... fyl...
rayrayy_fml 0
I agree with him, that was a hoot! :D
jaymoney 0
Wow. Chilll. To everyone who's hating on rat tails, GET OVER IT! I have one, and if you think is nasty, oh well. And passing laws about them? Ha. You're an idiot. And if anyone tried to cut mine off, I would kick some ass. YDI if its true. But on the other hand he did over re-act.
flarehair 0
The line about passing a law against them was a joke. I thought it was obvious, but my humor might have been a little too subtle for someone with an unnatural growth of hair on the back of their neck. Kidding, kidding. I fully support your right to be a rat-tail wearer. But I reserve MY right to dislike them and freely express my opinion of such dislike.
in_wonderland 1
rat tails ARE ******* nasty.
popemichael 9
YDI. WTF where you thinking? It takes YEARS to grow those. You got off easily. I would have put a brick through your windshield, slashed your tires, AND put sugar in your gas tank.
Endymion_fml 0
I don't like rat-tails, but you still deserved what you got.
snow_cloak 0
I don't think rat-tails look cool, but apparently that other guy does. Btw, this is the exact same wording as a previous fml where a homeless guy chases someone with a knife.
shudder_glasses 0
your on this website to much obviously...
IronyHappens 0
If this is real: YDI If this is fake: FYL because you're spending your time making shit up on this site.
tony8pie 0
Yeah, rednecks don't make very good friends. Lesson learned!
iFruit 0
Ew, rat tails are so ugly. But ydi, cause I guess some ppl like them.