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Today, I thought it would have been funny to cut off my friend's rat-tail. He thought it would be funny to put a brick through my windshield. FML

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You don't **** with people's hair. You completely deserve it, even if he is retarded for having a rat tail.

YDI. I had friends with rat rails while growing up. do you know how long it takes to grow one?

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Your fault for being friends with a hillbilly

YDI. You deserve much more then the brick, btw (death perhaps?). >_>

Am I the only one who thinks that he might have meant he only considered cutting it off ("would have been funny" vs. "was funny"), but didn't, but the friend flipped out and reacted anyway, hence the FML?

FYL, you were just doing him a favor. Rat-tails are horrid.

ilLeopardo 0

FYL, you were just being a good friend by relieving him of that hideous hair style.

sarahvalasco 0

I'm sick of this setup. The: I thought it would be funny to X. They thought it would be funny to Y. It's not original.

Prendergast 0

fake. who would be that overprotective of a hideous hairstyle. and the name is a give away.

Alice_Cullen7 0

That was mean to cut of the rats tail. You SO deserved that.

You did him a favor by cutting off that stupid little piece of hair on the nape of his neck. Those things are stupid. FYL and kudos to you.

You.*******.Deserved.It.