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By rokkstarrrVRV - 28/12/2013 08:42 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 04:14 - United States

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By heartbreakkid21 - 14/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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cmchewy 15

Saturday 28 December 2013 15:55

As long as you didn't pay for all of them :)

capslockisgood 19

Saturday 28 December 2013 15:55

Orgy?

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Sniper_Chick4110 20

Friday 10 January 2014 15:21

Friends or alters?

9eberra1 6

Thursday 23 January 2014 13:09

Hey if you like a girl you have to like her friends

loubabe69 19

Sunday 22 November 2015 16:51

Hahaha thanks for the laugh.

Pixelatedpotato 28

Monday 4 January 2016 19:46

I assume you were the third wheel

KrystalKruspe 4

Thursday 25 August 2016 4:33

Why do I feel like you're being a dick to someone who is part of a system?

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Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML

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