sorenips
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Numb to the pain
Today, after a great treadmill run at my gym, I noticed a stain on my clothing. Apparently my nipple chafed so badly that it bled through my white t-shirt, and I'd walked around the gym completely oblivious. FML
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Bladian 5
...what the hell?
nitram06 2
If this is a female, why would you not wear a sports bra or something if that nature to the gym. If this is a man, FYL since you must have some huge nipples...
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Comments (77)
surriesly 1
Can't win a marathon without bandaids on your nipples! its true happens to me all the time haha
decidedlyvague 11
Damn that gym must be cold. I feel sorry for the midget you were impaling.
loserthegreat 11
isnt chafing like really painful?? how can you not notice that?!
Person1233 13
When it happens while you're running, you really don't feel these things until you stop.
stevenmx86 8
It happens and no one around the gym thought twice about it...
perdix 31
You've gotta put Band-Aids on your nipples. Didn't anyone see "Horrible Bosses?"
khaya 9
Not adding gender made this FML ten times better.
Btreasure 8
Actually that's for your future vampire babies. CONGRATULATIONS!!!
loserman67 36
Not to be rude...but exactly how hard did your nipples get at the time? What do you have, freakin' pencil erasers? I mean hey. I love when the "high-beams" are on, I find it very sexy, so you must be real sexy! Sorry to hear you got hurt. It'll heal, so next time, cover up!
alexFYL 11
They don't really get hard, it's just because men don't wear a second piece of clothing to prevent the chafing (like a sports bra). You can put bandaids or another form of bandage over them which helps.
jhartman9 0
Why the **** are posting on FML if you need to clean up?!
trese666 0
Um,bra???