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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Numb to the pain
Today, after a great treadmill run at my gym, I noticed a stain on my clothing. Apparently my nipple chafed so badly that it bled through my white t-shirt, and I'd walked around the gym completely oblivious. FML
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Bladian 5
...what the hell?
nitram06 2
If this is a female, why would you not wear a sports bra or something if that nature to the gym. If this is a man, FYL since you must have some huge nipples...
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Comments (77)
Bladian 5
...what the hell?
fabian21 0
You must make Kool-Aid instead of milk.
nerdness 2
Damnn that sucks. Your shirt must be like sandpaper! :/
TheBeastiest 6
Cherry kool aid! Lmao
ariannaimelda 7
I feel like knowing OP's gender would explain things, but then again maybe not...
enonymous 9
I wear pasties everyday just so my nipples don't get so aroused
Auron93 1
Did your shirt happen to be made of sandpaper?
newzealand 28
Jesus do you not have nerve endings in your nipples OP ? I've had chaffed nipples once (definitely not to the point of bleeding!), and they bloody hurt!
TheAngryKitten 0
Bloody what Mate.
Keyman1212 14
Y'all must not run long distances, and I don't blame y'all! After about 12 miles, your nipples normally start bleeding while running, no joke. I run marathons when I can, and you have to tape your nipples before you run, gross, I know.
linstar 13
Ouch - how did you not feel that?
chell1894 13
That's just wrong
cbdee 8
Damn that's a rough shirt!
WarmPigBelly 4
You need some "nip gaurds"
urdirtyolduncle 15
I used to put the mini circle band aids on my nipples. They burn like hell after running, especially when you take a shower. The bad thing is that you never notice it until you are finish running. It happened to me just after 6 miles.
Keyman1212 14
I guess I must have tough *******!
syki 22
It's not the shirt, it's the sweat. As you run, the water evaporates, leaving salts. The more you know~
SdCounty33 0
Was it dragging on the floor?
Xtra_Cheddar 3
So apparently 86 has tough *******
mandel2000 0
embarresing.
ashe17 6
It's even more embarrassing when you spell embarrassing incorrectly on a comment of an FML
nitram06 2
Saw you at the galleria a while ago..,
mandel2000 0
I am not from an english country and I live in a cage :(
nitram06 2
Was referring to "ash"
emyxii 4
Anyone think of Andy from The Office? lol
jesernoob 13
I love it when I meet people that watch TO
manjot21sandhu 0
what gym do you go to?(;
NomOnShroomz 14
**blows rape whistle**
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
RAAAAPE!!!!!!
SockMonkey333 0
Umm and why do you want to know that???? ...Stalker
CleverBastard 8
Rapppeeee!!! Rapppe!!! R-A-P-E get the **** away from me!
infinitegrace 21
Ever thought that this was a boy..?
electrorange 13
Poor you!! Better sports bra for you.
MissMae93 23
But... What if OP's a guy?
36591951 9
Sports bra's know no gender.
bxe255 9
If OP is a man, bring out the Bro/manssiere
IndiRae 9
Haha. A dudes sports bra is a sports bro. But really, I heard petroleum jelly prevents/cures that. Ps. I learned that from How I met Your Mother. Poor Marshal. That is all.
TheBeastiest 6
That is just awkward, how could you not feel the wet spot.
Llama_Face89 34
Forget the wet spot...how did they not notice their shirt rubbing their nipple off..?
emma_xxx_ooo 0
Ahahah love the name
nitram06 2
If this is a female, why would you not wear a sports bra or something if that nature to the gym. If this is a man, FYL since you must have some huge nipples...
cbdee 8
Hahaha!!! So true! These have 2b man boob nipples we're talking about!
tkalaric 3
I guess u guys don't run..... U don't have to be fat and have your nipple rub off And some times u don't feel it.
DoubleDose 0
Solution- Supple Nips- fun caps that actually grow your nipples and increase nerve feelings for extra pleasure. And no, guys your not gay if you use them. 20% of men are lucky enough to get sexually aroused from their nipples, (straight men included). Just means your girlfriend/wife has more to play with than your penis.
ghm1234 0
And nobody told you! What dicks.
stacianichole 2
Cutest puppy ever...
shrimp1234 4
So you would go up to someone and say "your tit is bleeding."
Cjob 3
You wouldn't happen to be related to Andy from the office would you?
julian24245 0
I was wondering if anyone would bring that up.
deaper 16
Any idea which season/episode number this was on? I must've missed that one! (Though I haven't got a clue how!)
zeligtheblessed 0
Season 1 episode 5 I think lol It's the one about rabies, a rerun was on tv last night...
stacianichole 2
Definitely not season 1. Probably 4. Could be wrong. Michael Scott Dunder Mifflin Rabies Awareness Fun Run for the Cure..."I ate more fettucini Alfredo and drank less water than I ever did in my life."
erobertson11 0
Season 4 ep. 1
funnymunky46 3
Season 4 episode 1. Fun Run parts 1 and 2. Where did u come up with season 1 episode 5??
robberry 11
Body glide is a very good thing when run ing long distances.
NoNotTheFace 8
Charlie Sheen probably sucked your nipples without you knowing. He likes it rough.