Today, it was mine and my husband's anniversary. He was at work so I decided to dress up "sexy." You know, the typical lacey thong and fishnets. I heard the door open, and what I thought was him was actually my brother, who'd come by to wish me a happy anniversary. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my one year anniversary with my husband. I put on a sexy outfit, red dress and slinky underwear, and waited for him to get home. He walked in the door and asked me with a quizzical look if I was going out tonight. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML
Today, I went home early from a business trip to find my house covered with rose petals. Thinking it was a romantic notion from my boyfriend, I went up to the bedroom. I opened the door to find him lying there, getting it on with my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I are on vacation. He was watching TV, and I thought I’d try to be sexy, so I walked in wearing lingerie. He smiled at me and said, “What the hell are you wearing?” FML
Today, it's my wedding anniversary. I decided to come home early to surprise my husband, but I was the one left surprised. I walked in on him in bed with a teenager. I'm six months pregnant with our second child. FML
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gollygoshers 0
I think it's better to wear something revealing under something that COVERS IT UP. that's just common sense, which I greatly lack.
Drakon_fml 7
Coulda been worse. Coulda been your husband wearing the same things. How awkward!!
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Comments (57)
anonacs 0
He should have called, it's his fault for what he seen. It's your anniversary, you could have, and should have, been ****** all day.
Erindub 0
I guess that sucks but I think it coukd've been worse. Happy anniversary.
0o__munekita__o0 0
first of all why would your husband ring the doorbell i would think he would just go in. and if you heard the doorbell why would you answer it half naked? YDI.
Avenging_Angel 0
NO. NO. Don't ******* say "my husband and I's"... That is so grammatically incorrect that it makes me want to rape a baby's face. I'm not entirely sure what the right way to say it is, but at least say "me and my husband's", which is way less infuriating.
dzizzle 0
It is really painful to the ears to hear/read "my husband and I's".But I wouldn't go so far as baby face rape. "My husband and my"
EddiesGirl 14
do neither of u understand that you are both wrong?? "me and my husband's " is completely off and it is actually correct English to say "my husband's and I ". at least get it right before you try to be a Grammer nazi.
fringle 0
lol they changed it. used to say , "you know… 'SEXY'. Anyway,…"
margie4peace 11
FYI... It's "my husband's and my anniversary".... just in case you care.
sandra143 0
thank you for correcting his text. it was written quite poorly at first, as was the one below it.
clos14 0
JellyMelly 0
You could have thrown on a robe or something quick enough if you heard him come in at least.
SGTSlaughter 0
So?Just pull a blanket or a robe out of the closet and cover yourself up,no need to share this with the rest of the world.