Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Portland, United States
No help wanted
Today, I saw a customer wandering around, looking confused. I went over and kindly asked if I could help him find anything. He said no, but that he'd help me find the teeth he'd knock out of my mouth if I didn't get lost. FML
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cellycrunk 16
Ouch. Maybe he was trying to steal something?
tzemmy 25
i dont undetstand people like this. god what an ass
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Morning_fml 22
What a dick. Don't be intimidated by people like that, you were just doing your job.
teentee401 37
How kind of him...
zdane 9
As long as someone is helping somebody, I'm happy...
magickitten 26
How rude! I don't understand why someone would say something so unnecessary to someone that's trying to help. Hopefully the rest of the customers you deal with are nice!
Brandi_Faith 34
I almost hope that he says that to the wrong person some time and someone responds by doing it to him.
djinnyf 12
I'm traumatised!!
NamelessFace 22
Well **** you too Mister
cryssycakesx3 23
your picture makes it that much better.
OzzyTheGiant 14
agreed lol
gracehi 33
For once, that actually did escalate rather hurriedly. It seems someone is wearing his grumpy pants today.
Cheezits4dayz 14
You should've said, "Sure, but then I'll need help finding your balls, because it doesn't look like you have them."
gracehi 33
"NOBODY calls me chicken!" *POW!*
NeonSteps 14
He thinks heccan find what ever it is he's looking for, but he really doesn't know
MidnaLink 35
Ugh, the fact that this was willingly said to a woman disgusts me more than what he said in the first place.
bibobobonnor 8
I'm sorry to be so critical, but I think it should disgust you that it was willingly said to anybody. The fact that they happen to be a woman is irrelevant, because neither gender should be threatened with such violence.
killerdana 19
It would be ****** up if he said that to another man but I kinda agree with #27. It is a little more shocking that a man would say that to a woman. He sounds like an abusive asshole to me
MidnaLink 35
Plus, I never said I wasn't disgusted by what he said, just more that he said he willingly would strile a woman.