Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Portland, United States
No help wanted
Today, I saw a customer wandering around, looking confused. I went over and kindly asked if I could help him find anything. He said no, but that he'd help me find the teeth he'd knock out of my mouth if I didn't get lost. FML
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cellycrunk 16
Ouch. Maybe he was trying to steal something?
tzemmy 25
i dont undetstand people like this. god what an ass
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cellycrunk 16
Ouch. Maybe he was trying to steal something?
Ravike 17
in a hurry aswell
ajilon7 17
What ended up happening after that?
feven 32
Either OP got her teeth knocked out or she got lost. You have a 50% chance at being right here so take a guess.
spatula232 25
Since the FML doesn't go along the lines of 'Today, I got my teeth knocked out... FML', I assume she chose the latter option.
JBChristian 47
If you'd like to get technical it wouldn't be a 50% chance. There's also the chance that the customer wouldn't keep their word, among a lot more possibilities.
PresidentNorth 16
so like 33.3% chance OP would get hit?
rmoss78 10
Maybe he didn't want help?
TheLadyOpal 30
Obviously not, but there are better ways he could have said so.
BSnapZ 21
"No thanks, I'm fine." Yeah, that would be far too hard to say.
brand125 17
3 - duhhhhhh
lnsc10 8
No shit Sherlock
tzemmy 25
i dont undetstand people like this. god what an ass
ihavenolifehaha 16
I don't 'undetstand' either
Trin_Tran 26
#24 come on dude, the T and R keys are right next to each other . Don't be a dick about it .
cakefete2 31
This explains the shortage of customer service. This guy threatens the good ones. He must be really efficient.
ethan_unoxx 29
so much for helping people
LaLince 40
Report the asshole to the police for threatening.
laden_swallow09 35
If s/he had witnesses, maybe OP would have a case.
alice_18 16
7, That's not really serious to get the police involved...
feven 32
#32 Doubt you'll still be saying that after you've had all YOUR teeth knocked out.
alice_18 16
So you're saying you've never threatened anyone before? I highly doubt he would have even tried to hurt OP, and if they had called the cops the police would most likely just laugh at them.
martin8337 36
I don't understand people like that. Anyone else usually would save they are OK and don't require any assistance .
Brandi_Faith 34
What's even weirder is that this is a male saying it to a female, extremely freaky in my opinion.
mt631 18
It's freaky regardless of gender. Threatening an employee for simply doing their job is not ok no matter what gender they are.
clair_brodie 35
Did you then ask him to find his way out of your store?
Ravike 17
well judging by the customers 1st reaction, if OP did ask that question the fml post would be like "current post + and he kept his word and helped me find my teeth all over the store"
aire101 16
And that's when management should ask him to leave the premises.
PoisonOrchid 21
It'd be nice if management took that much of an interest in how their employees are treated. Its always been my experience that management cares wayyyy more about complaints and customer satisfaction than they do if their employees are being abused.
HylianTwilight 21
Even at my old shitty job, I got yelled at despite trying to help my customer figure out if his order was wrong. The yelling alone made me cry, but my manager gave him an earful and kicked him out of the store. she may have been a bitch after this event but not every manager bows to a customers whim. Luckily.
chrisstachon 30
I don't think retail works like that