Ninjas are everywhere

By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone had cut off half of my ponytail. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 593
You deserved it 4 584

Top comments

I find it funnier that no one else noticed or said something...friends much?

hahaha find out who that was and have retribution!

Comments

BrownSugar_fml 5

Nancy Drew? I thought you knew everything!!

malinbobbyypho 0

wow. tht sucks; but wouldn't u notice?!

how did not notice anything? likeee how much lighter your hair may have felt..or it not swinging around your neck as you moved it..or the actual sound of your hair being cut off? ....ydi for being stupid enough not to notice ANY of the above listed

THAT! Seriously I'd notice.. well not anymore cause I got short hair,b ut I used to have longer hair back in early college, and really.. I'd have noticed

I don't know about it's wieght but I would think they would notice the way the hair brushed against them. my hair touches my neck I'd half my hair was missing lack of feeling it's normal touch would be an alarm. I don't know if this is an fml or a ydi. I'm a bit conflicted here, anyone know what I should vote?

wow who ever did it is really immature, that really sucks =/

Jonasluver 0
datkid117 13

WOW...I can understand you not noticing but do you not have any friends who said something along the lines of "Hey, what's up with your hair?"

Ajjas013 6

Press both. I'm gonna consider all the possibilities here, and go with the one that says OP was drunk last night.