Night snack

By adventurousnightsbutnotinagoodway - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Leiden

Today, it was safe to say I started sleepwalking again, after I woke up with a mouth filled with soil and a ravaged plant. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 957
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Dirty mouth? Clean it up with orbit

You might want to set up a video camera to see what's going on


You might want to set up a video camera to see what's going on

Ya that's what I would do, or take heavy sleeping pills

It's just like 3D plants vs zombies!! :) sorry... I can't contain my excitement over that

Sleeping pills are known to cause sleep walking. So I don't know how well ambian would work out for OP. I personally take melatonin to help induce sleep and it works magically. It's actually a hormone your body creates itself, so it's better for you than most chemical sleep aids. I'd look into that if I were you, OP. It may help, it may not, but it's an inexpensive option so you won't lose out by trying it. And most of all it's non-habit forming, while most chemicals are.

Ands that's just the stuff that OP didn't swallow..

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#14, did you not hear of the symposium of the effects of Ambien on the last FML?

ambien makes people do crazy shit, like super crazy shit

rearrange your furniture and the sleepwalking should stop. it only occurs in familiar environments where you're aware of the placement of everything.

#16 hahahahaha I cant stop laughing hahahahahaha and more ha

29- I used to take melatonin when I had trouble getting to sleep at night. I found that it made it really hard for me to wake up in the morning. I stopped taking it, and it's a little more difficult to fall asleep, but at least I wake up more refreshed.

That's how you start seeing the creepy stuff that happens when you sleep.

Time to learn about inception...

Then put it on YouTube plz

Dirty mouth? Clean it up with orbit

It's somnambulism. Just learned that in psych ap today

Stay in school girl

Orbit gum commercial #58.. Their slogan is dirty mouth? Clean it up with orbit

Haha! Nice #2! That's perfect, have some internets lol

More like sleep-grazing.

Sleepwalking is never safe :(

Delicious. Nothing like a late night salad. And dirt?

Looks like you've tried it too, judging by your pic! ;)

Or you are a super-aggressive herbivore!

Feed me, Seymour.

Vegetarian Cuisine: Extreme Edition

Vegan Zombie? O_o

Plants vs. Zombies.

Dutch edition. Expect some real high undead!

Ummm Vegan Zombies eat Brains silly. The just limit themselves to the brains of Vegans.

They don't eat brains, the eat GRAAAAAAAINS

Sounds like you might need more vegetables in your life!

Taking "being green" to a whole new level.

At least it wasn't a small pet? Or the plant didn't happen to be a cactus. I could see this going a lot worse really...

I'm more worried that OP will try to eat a large pet. Like a doberman. Or a rottweiler.