Nanana32
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Hudson, United States
Never let your guard down
Today, I fell asleep on the beach while tanning. I was woken up by the flock of seagulls eating the bread from my stomach. Why was bread on my stomach? Because my little brother knows birds are my biggest fear. FML
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allie2590 31
Did you end up with bird poop melting in your cleavage?
migueljm5 18
Siblings really suck sometimes but you got to get him back OP.
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Taurus_ChicKa 37
Is your father Sheldon Cooper? I could totally see this happening with his kids LOL