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boo This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Gainesville, United States

Nearly Halloween

Today, I'm old enough to be looking at houses to buy, but not old enough to get past the idea that they might be affordable because they're haunted. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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You are a practical person and would survive any generic horror movie.

Who ya gonna call?

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actually, I do believe in aliens, but that's all, just ghosts and aliens, just before you assume I beleive in werewolves and vampires or something. it's not lala land for having different beleifs to other people, do you tell religious people that they're living in lala land, too?

Ya SCIENTIFIC evidence has been provided that micro-organisims have been able to survive the vaccum of space not, and water has been found on one of saturns moons makin it one of the most likely places for life to appear in our solar system. Not to mention unknown noises that have appeared from deepspace so ya proof ************ the odds are against you

Jesus Christ #74, you think earth is the only planet that can sustain life? I bet you think dinosaurs are fake too...

Um, American horror story. Just saying. If someone died in there or otherwise created a reason for it to be haunted, don't live there. Sounds like survival instinct to me

I just closed in a house, did the same thing lol

I'm the same way actually, I watch all those shows on tv because I like them and now I'm looking for places and that's what I'm thinking ahaha

kittykat1501 31

Why did it have to see that after I'm trying to get over a paralyzingly episode of irrational fear of someone in my closet? WHY?