By Ginna - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my dad planted and "discovered" a pack of cigarettes in my backpack to distract my mom from his gambling problem. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 910
You deserved it 2 690

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wwerulez14 6

Plant a dildo in his drawer. Have your Mom go get something from his drawer.... Then enjoy the show :)

perdix 29

You can expect a free box of condoms any day now.


hahah agreed :P

It's a full blown conspiracy!!

stephanie0613 0

Haha I agree with 1, 33, 41, & 48 :D

omgwork 0

Guys omg don't you get it? OP is trying to make himself feel better over his addiction by lying.

zendaddy0 0

wow I fold

Idiots. That's why you can "thumb up" his comment

niemann2006 0

hahahahah your dad sounds hilarious

wwerulez14 6

Plant a dildo in his drawer. Have your Mom go get something from his drawer.... Then enjoy the show :)

KingDingALing 9


Muscle_Car_Fan 0


haha clever dad. you should blackmail him

YDI for smoking.

wwerulez14 6

Agreed. Smoking is a disgusting habit. You should feel ashamed OP.

wwerulez14 6

#9, calm down... Both Ill and I are being sarcastic....

No I wasn't.

wwerulez14 6

And not to mention, OP said he has a GAMBLING problem, not a smoking problem ("he" being the father, in case you can't read). Please, next time if you're going to blow up at a bunch of sarcastic strangers, re-read the FML yourself pal. Good day to you, SIR.

True, it didn't mention the father having a smoking problem, or that he even smokes in the first place, but some people do not consider having a few cigarettes a day to be a smoking problem. The father could very well be a smoker and the OP just didn't mention it. If I were to plot against someone, I would be more likely to use something I had, rather than buy something to frame them.

Actually the dad smokes but not cigarettes. I modded it and it originally said that the dad planted his medical marijuana not cigarettes. So it did belong to the dad.

Okay, now, take a few deep breaths, calm down, and go sit in the corner for 5-ish years or until you're sane again. Whichever's later.

I'm wondering how many people actually thought I was being serious.

Actually, both of my first two comments were sarcastic. Do you want a hug?

Don't worry, I won't tell anyone.

Okay, which idiot moderated my comment? There was nothing bad about it. It was a harmless joke that broke no rules. Heck, it was the least deserving of a moderation in this thread. -_-

lol to Ill and wwe on the first two posts ! Of course it was sarcastic :P I love sarcasm!! (but nothing sarcastic in this post haha)

adammicdaddy 4


CoachLlama 5

Misdirection ftw!

wwerulez14 6

Ok... Well I was being sarcastic anyway... What are ya gonna do? Sue me? (cue the "only in America" comments)

Dey Turk Er Jubs!

14 ur so stupid 4 getting so upset ovr an FML comment. maybe u should get a life

"Get a life." Really? This from someone who calls himself "callofdutyking?" Are you seriously serious? ALL HAIL THE COD KING. Goddamn video game fanboys. Jesus.

Antoineito 0

There's no problem with his username at all, you on the other hand assume that he's a no lifer and plays cod all day... He can be a huge fan of the game? Nothing wrong with that. You "seriously" need to "seriously" get off his nuts for that. Oh, and fuck off by the way, what guy isn't into video games? I've yet to meet one that hasn't touched one at all in there life. Learn to not judge people chick... People like you should be thrown aside from everyone else for being shitty to someone you don't even know. Bitch.

"People like you should be thrown aside from everyone else for being shitty to someone you don't even know. Bitch." God, I just live for things like this. You are so funny, being all hypocrit and stuff!

zendaddy0 0

lol battlefield bad company 2 is bettul trolllllllll


smiley_ily 0

ahaha, hopefully your mom believes you... ;) but I'd suggest get him back.. :)

misslittlelady 0

haha. why didn't you just say ya mom i so smoke thats why dad planted them in my bag so you wouldn't realize that he has a gambling problem. then you can tell her you told her that you were not stealing money from them, that it was really all dad.

Holy shit, I'm gonna need backup for this one. Doc? Anna? Spas? Anyone?

*loads explaination gun* Ok, let's do this.

*sigh* Goddammit, now I need to switch into "Idiot Translation" mode. This person is suggesting that OC admit to smoking, while creating subterfuge at the same time by stabbing his father in the back - first by divulging his gambling problem, and second by suggesting that father steals money from mother to support said vice. That took a lot out of me. Whew. I need a nap, a shower, and a stout. Not necessarily in that order.


every1luvsvag 10

*Sighs and unloads explanation gun.* Thank you very much, Doc.