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Today, my dad planted and "discovered" a pack of cigarettes in my backpack to distract my mom from his gambling problem. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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wwerulez14 6

Plant a ***** in his drawer. Have your Mom go get something from his drawer.... Then enjoy the show :)

You can expect a free box of condoms any day now.

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Comments (85)

This seems really easy to solve. The possibilities are endless. Plant a woman's number in his phone and call him from that number (with a girl to talk) when your mom's around. Plant a pair of women's undies that clearly aren't your mother's (don't know how you'd know this) somewhere in their room. etc

SleepyHead34 0

haha funny ass shittt

should have busted his ass

As numero uno said LAME

wat a father

hahahaha smart dad get revenge and plant drugs in his drors or something and have ur mom go

dude ur dad is a huge dick

FLCL4711Fox 0

"honey! look at what I found in lil ginna's pockets today!" mom: "omg a pack of cigarettes! how could you" dad: "ok well you too have fun talking about this." *mutters to himself as he's walking away* "while I'm gambling the deed to the house away...

drawing_a_blank 0

Is your dad Ben Affleck?

Your dad is definitely an asshole.