Monday morning blues

By desperate905 - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

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Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML
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Pentium_4 27

before bed is much nicer. helps you sleep...

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Jonkbaby 22

I'm often late because of this. maybe OP is onto something

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loserman67 35

"The best part of waking up, is jacking into a cup." No morning coffee for you huh? Tugging on the old joy stick, making a mess out of the sheets, then going into the bathroom and facing your shame in the mirror. "Oh what a beautiflu morning."

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studdmuffin1990 7

I haven't dated anyone for a year and I like it that way. Don't feel bad man Ur just doing what everyone does. They need to make a "single guys" song... But I guess that would be weird huh?

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Keliosan 6

Nothing wrong with that man. Relieves stress and you can always work on your love life.

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bakingforlife16 0

Dude...everyone masturbates...it's not just cuz you're single.

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Awnonymous 4

Nothing wrong with a bomb ass fap session to wake your ass up.

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Breezy4sheezy 2

$50 and two condoms on the right street corner will solve your problems.

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HooHooHa 6

I ********** while I am sleep

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