desperate905
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy
Monday morning blues
Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML
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ryanisexy 5
I go to bed half an hour later.
Pentium_4 27
before bed is much nicer. helps you sleep...
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sdeniro 6
Omg! Weirdo lmfao!
Heinousness 0
You took single to a new level
rileypena1985 2
That's really sad...forever alone.
MisfittotheDoor 6
That is pitiful.
cheesiestcake 1
4 ever alone!
Zoyaaa 9
A great start to a new day :)
ninjachick_15 0
txt me(; 714-489-3165
DelaineyFitz 3
The name says it all..