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This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Irwin, United States
Merry Christmas, I guess…
Today, a very drunk woman at the family Christmas party told me she felt terrible that I didn't have a mother who cared about me. She's my mother. FML
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Greenteamextreme 16
Don't worry... My mother called me George yesterday. She was sober aswell and thats not the first time she's forgotten my name and bloody gone with Goerge. I'm a damned woman mother. You should know this!
subhaan786 19
Why weren't you drunk? :D
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omgitsmoe 26
Your mom is fun at parties
hamrtym 15
really? you don't say...
subhaan786 19
Why weren't you drunk? :D
thecouchisalive 20
^^This guy!!
Vagitarian1 10
Drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life son.
Greenteamextreme 16
Don't worry... My mother called me George yesterday. She was sober aswell and thats not the first time she's forgotten my name and bloody gone with Goerge. I'm a damned woman mother. You should know this!
PenguinBitch 44
Why did this remind me of Harry Potter? "Sorry George, dear." "Only joking, I am Fred."
YepThatsMeee 23
Well, you kinda look like a George.
ZoroMiHawk 25
Calm down, George.
Greenteamextreme 16
George smash!
DoubleDosexo 12
My grandma forgot my little cousins name once. she called him his brothers, sisters, my older cousins name, and then my name. I was standing right next to her.
MisterEx 28
If it makes it any better, George, George is also used for women. Rarely, but is still used.
NeoMatrix25 12
I'm sure she cares. At least she's not the type of parent to get drunk, strip down and embarrass you
EvilTurtle 35
I like how there's an actual type of parent for that.
Ichiya 29
Don't look now momma has got her boobs out.
sam882 28
At least your parent has to be drunk to do that. Some of us have sober parents with no problem doing any of this.
IvyOswin 17
Cheer up OP, if she remembers in the morning, she'll probably feel bad.
Classy_Sassy_15 15
She's drunk don't take it to heart sorry op.
DoubleDosexo 12
"Drunken words are sober thoughts"
lazyslumber 18
People blabber when they are drunk. Don't be harsh on yourself and your mom by taking those words seriously. Anyways love is expressed in actions, not in words.
russfml 31
People blabber when they're drunk but a lot of truth comes with drunken blabber