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This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Irwin, United States
Merry Christmas, I guess…
Today, a very drunk woman at the family Christmas party told me she felt terrible that I didn't have a mother who cared about me. She's my mother. FML
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Greenteamextreme 16
Don't worry... My mother called me George yesterday. She was sober aswell and thats not the first time she's forgotten my name and bloody gone with Goerge. I'm a damned woman mother. You should know this!
subhaan786 19
Why weren't you drunk? :D
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hard_candy 25
"I don't feel too terrible about it."
badluckalex 23
what is this sarcasm you speak of?
PenguinBitch 44
"Merry Christmas sweetie! You're adopted!"
paolino_fml 18
Hey, drunk words are sober thoughts
Armygirl93 10
not necessarily
Armygirl93 10
People say stuff they don't mean when they're drunk. Don't take it to heart.
man_in_black08 28
Jesus would say to ur mom: woman, begone!
crandel 11
Don't worry, OP, the majority of what people say drunk is utter nonsense. The cliche that "drunk words are sober thoughts" is not only utterly untrue, but in fact fairly harmful. Do not believe that rubbish for an instance. It's most likely she was either annoyed with you, and had a vast overreaction because of drinking; or she was simply messing with you, and thought it would be funny (again because of drinking).
milehigh52 22
You don't know how to use sarcasm right...
s_t_adam 9
Kill her and take her insurance moneu
Lena__24 3
you saw that movie too? Perfect Sister good movie
randomgirl1234 20
At least she "felt terrible" for you, that means that she cares about you