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Love language

Today, I noticed that whenever someone belches, I immediately think of my boyfriend. FML

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Your boyfriend acts like a guy? That's so weird.

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Well...at least... Nope. Sorry. Can't think of anything more awkward.

You always have the best comments.

My boyfriend does that almost all the time we Skype >_> it's annoying

To explore further, do the different aromas produced with each belch remind you of a specific time you spent with your boyfriend? If the belch smells like cheese do you think of your picnic together? If the belch smells like wine do you think of a romantic evening you spent together? If the belch smells like candy do you think of the time you went to a carnival together? If the belch smells like fish do you think of the last time he went down on you? Just wanted to know.

lorenzoman77 7

Umm duh! She is Noor. ..she'll be Bach...

so I take it that belching is a bad thing? I mean if you remember him by his farts then you might get my sympathy but seriously op, belching isn't that bad especially if he excuses himself after ... unless he ate onions or just threw up then that's a problem

And after you break up, you get to burst into tears every time you hear belches and are reminded of your ex-boyfriend! =D

At least it's the the dimension where you fart where you burp and you burp where fart

Funny, everytime I see a girl swallow I think of my ex g/f.

saltycookies 5

Aww how romantic :)