Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Love language
Today, I noticed that whenever someone belches, I immediately think of my boyfriend. FML
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mpsteve137 15
Your boyfriend acts like a guy? That's so weird.
Ugi 26
Hello Ivan Pavlov
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luvscomplic8ed 6
*facepalm*
gurly98 13
Why?
NuTrees 9
And they call it -- puppy looove. It's the little things that draw us together ; )
THE_A_TEEN 27
^Let me guess, a pencil draws you 2 together?
Ugi 26
Hello Ivan Pavlov
loserboii 11
Spontaneous recovery? No? I wasn't good at learning about classical conditioning.
Ugi 26
Repeated re-acquisition I would expect but I'm no expert.
mashimarox 12
Ughh, gross
Capt_Oblivious 10
Everyone has those 'special connections'.
smydiwannafthata 5
Pure love!
lorenzoman77 7
Hey, at least OP doesn't remember him by the sight of baseball bats. Js
reddudeover 2
What does farting remind you of?
instnt1nfction 17
Gas chambers in concentration camps.
SqueakyChipmunk 21
Her mother.
THE_A_TEEN 27
No no, farting reminds her of her father. Fathers fart, right?
Ugi 26
Oddly the German word for father is "Varter" which is essentially pronounced "Farter". It's the closest we ever got to comedy in school German lessons.
paulo187 2
It's actually "Vater". Maybe you should've paid more attention in german lessons rather than trying to make fart jokes... It is pronounced how you said though, so for all the 12 year olds, I guess you can have a "lol"
Ugi 26
German was never my strong-point (hence the forlorn search for comedy value). And it was 25 years ago.
KiddNYC1O 20
My co worker.
Enslaved 36
Your boyfriend sounds charming! :P
ICastillo 24
Hey at least your thinking about him
reddudeover 2
48 - You look like kassimG. Also *you're :)
borkchop1992 15
Well dont bitch if youre gonna make yourself put up with him.
THE_A_TEEN 27
Re-read the FML, slowly and steadily. Moron...
borkchop1992 15
The fml was completely different when i first read it
Daiyuki 5
Of course it was. Those darn FML-swapping gremlins!
ax1989 0
Haha, and our global plot to convince you you're insane continues; albeit in a far less secretive way now.
mikepattonfan 0
Snap!
torbey 23
belch...what a strange word. It's called a burp down under haha :) But each to their own.
mpsteve137 15
Your boyfriend acts like a guy? That's so weird.
Lililthx 7
Like a nasty prick, I'd say.
daniel1_1 13
GTFO
BreeannHatesYou 4
14- You don't burp? That's weird. Ohh, you're one of those people that swallows it back down and it has to find another exit. But what happens if you don't fart either? ...... BOOM.