Love language

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I noticed that whenever someone belches, I immediately think of my boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 450
You deserved it 3 914

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And they call it -- puppy looove. It's the little things that draw us together ; )

^Let me guess, a pencil draws you 2 together?

loserboii 11

Spontaneous recovery? No? I wasn't good at learning about classical conditioning.

Repeated re-acquisition I would expect but I'm no expert.

Capt_Oblivious 10

Everyone has those 'special connections'.

lorenzoman77 7

Hey, at least OP doesn't remember him by the sight of baseball bats. Js

reddudeover 2

What does farting remind you of?

No no, farting reminds her of her father. Fathers fart, right?

Oddly the German word for father is "Varter" which is essentially pronounced "Farter". It's the closest we ever got to comedy in school German lessons.

It's actually "Vater". Maybe you should've paid more attention in german lessons rather than trying to make fart jokes... It is pronounced how you said though, so for all the 12 year olds, I guess you can have a "lol"

German was never my strong-point (hence the forlorn search for comedy value). And it was 25 years ago.

Hey at least your thinking about him

reddudeover 2

48 - You look like kassimG. Also *you're :)

borkchop1992 15

Well dont bitch if youre gonna make yourself put up with him.

Re-read the FML, slowly and steadily. Moron...

borkchop1992 15

The fml was completely different when i first read it

Of course it was. Those darn FML-swapping gremlins!

Haha, and our global plot to convince you you're insane continues; albeit in a far less secretive way now.

belch...what a strange word. It's called a burp down under haha :) But each to their own.

Your boyfriend acts like a guy? That's so weird.

BreeannHatesYou 4

14- You don't burp? That's weird. Ohh, you're one of those people that swallows it back down and it has to find another exit. But what happens if you don't fart either? ...... BOOM.