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Did anybody else notice that the symbol beside the Anonymous was a male symbol? so all of you people saying "she deserves better" and "it's a good thing she found out he's a dick BEFORE she went out with him", the OP is actually a dude.

limabeans101029 20

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:55

No... it says OP is a woman. I think you've got your symbols confused!

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:39

I think you are better off looking for someone else...chin up OP

rainbowdonnareed 18

Sunday 5 October 2014 23:55

You can lose weight ....whatever that jerk weighs lose him! You deserve so much better!

Soluxis 17

Monday 6 October 2014 0:03

I think your taste in men may need reevaluating, op.

Witchylady 17

Monday 6 October 2014 0:54

He is not worth it. What a rude prick!!!! I hope you find dori be more deserving than that asshole.

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