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This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Today, my four year-old daughter pulled her pants down in the middle of Best Buy. Apparently, you can smell the farts better when they don't have to pass through clothing. FML
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_PAK_G96Unit_ 0
LOL smart kid. :D
gameace232 0
that's just weird....
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AlexWolfx 0
YDI for having children. you assume all responsibilities.
coolsteve 0
lol
denbeste 3
you're disgusting. Farting is natural, fart anywhere you like!
HeatherXCore 0
Yeah it's natural but it's frowned upon doing it in public. Sex is natural too, but I can't go in walmart and drop my pants and have sex right there.
redbluegreen 41
The same could be said about cannibalism.
FFML_314 12
I have sex in Wal*Mart daily.
perdix 31
We know! You are going viral on PeopleOfWalmart.com, both literally and figuratively. You should really make those dudes wrap it in Great Value condoms.
KelceyLoves 0
You guys made my day.
Jmykel 0
yes u can ive seen it done
FFML_314 12
Shit! Perdix, I told you not to put my business on websites. First FML and now Peopleofwalmart! I'm going to have to punish you now. I should make Jane hose you. She does such a great job!
perdix 31
I thought you MN girls would be loyal to Target. When you see people going at it in the middle of the aisle at Wal-Mart, you can bet she's an Arkansas girl! Any punishment outsourced to a third-party would just be no fun. I'm sure you are capable of dealing with my indiscretions personally. You might want to visit PenthouseLetters.com...I got a biiiiig mouth!
FFML_314 12
I knew you would show those to everyone! I'm taking away your privileges.
perdix 31
That's alright. Earning back lost privileges has proven to be even more fun than having the privileges. Are you going to tell me the terms for winning them back, or am I just going to have to poke around to find your soft spot?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
perdix doesn't think my hose is sexy. Am dissappoint. :[
perdix 31
That's not it, Irish. I'd only want to be punished by you for awful things I've done to you, not someone else. Then, I could make it up to you with further awful things -- awful, awesome things.
ohdearitsme 0
oh yes you could, indeed you could ;)
DanielleSaysHell 0
who said it's not?
H8rSk8r 0
I swear, with all the cleavage on Fmylife, they should start charging membership. Or maybe an hourly rate.
kemolegend907 0
well get ur Kid out of there! You know best buy is the home of pedophiles =[]
redbluegreen 41
And tools. Lots and lots of tools.
Lilllly_1316 0
Kids will be kids.
perdix 31
Good thing she didn't shart.
FYLDeep 26
She can advance to that level later on in life when she's making pornos featuring her odd fetish for wanting to smell her farts.
muffpuncher 0
don't worry, it gets worse as try get older. your kid is awesome though.
TheTigerRoars 0
Like I said a long time ago, you all need to start eating your young so this won't happen. -Fluffy McTiger
Rokksteady 3
Hahaha, cool kid!
jonan1212 5
that pic ^