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By dustykat - 25/05/2019 08:19
Last night my roommate came home drunk. He came into my room, stripped off all his clothes and got into my bed. I didn’t know until I woke with his arms around me and his morning wood was trying poke deep in my ass. Thankfully I was wearing boxers. He later said he didn’t want to do that drunk.