It's not what you think

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Egypt

Today, I was working on a 12-page report. After 5 hours on it, I go over to YouTube to change background music. My boss picked this time to walk by, look at my screen, and grunt, "Hard at work, huh?" FML
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Don't lie. It was porn, wasn't it?

just explain

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just explain

exactly, that's when you find your balls & say "why yes I am! I'm on page 12 & I'm just changing the background music" you click back to your report, show him & problem solved... but no, you probably pussied out & made yourself look lame.

Don't fyl, explain. You won't be respected or valued if you don't stick up for yourself.

dude, buy an ipod, problem solved...

Heres the solution to your problem "unzips pants" Shit on his chest¡

Don't lie. It was porn, wasn't it?

ahhh I get it hard at work lol

Not everyone watches porn, you know.

yea it was porn... lmao... ydi...

Amazing timing your boss has. Yoda I am.

Maybe you shouldn't have back ground music.

Does he allow you to play music? If not, YDI. it sucks, but you should have known better. If he does, you open the report's document and show him. Not really an FML. After 5 hours you'd likely be on page 5 at the very least if you're working very slowly.

take a shit on his desk.

Dude!! Your pic is so deranged! Gotta love it.

There you go, '[email protected]' can be your new user name. Shouldn't cause any confusion.

This is a lie. They don't have YouTube in Egypt.

I would like, with the utmost respect, to appeal the moderation which has been bestowed upon me, as I feel that am in no direct violation of the rules. The rules clearly state that accusing the original poster of submitting a fake story is forbidden; I did no such thing. I did, however, (sarcastically) accuse the OP of lying. Something that is fake is not necessarily the same as something that is a lie. I believe with the strongest of convictions that this story is, in fact, real and I do not believe that what I said implied anything otherwise. These are the grounds on which the basis of my argument lies, and I demand that either my comment be unmoderated (yes, it's a made up word), or that the rules be altered in such a way that more clearly expresses the intentions of you, the moderators. If I am in violation of the seemingly-too-general rule, I sincerely apologize, and I assure you that I will more strictly adhere to said rule given that my latter of my requests is met. Please recognize that the word "argument" is used loosely in this appeal, and is not meant to imply any negativity. In fact, I wish not to convey myself in such a way that offends anyone, even to the smallest of extents. There exist no bounds to the greatness that we could achieve if only the moderators and the moderatees (again, a made up word) would join forces to make FML a better place for all! I trust

Very funny. Now be very careful; you're in no position to demand anything ;-)

I would like, with the utmost respect, to appeal the moderation which has been bestowed upon me, as I feel that am in no direct violation of the rules. The rules clearly state that accusing the original poster of submitting a fake story is forbidden; I did no such thing. I did, however, (sarcastically) accuse the OP of lying within the 'real' story. Something that is fake is not necessarily the same as something that is a lie. I believe with the strongest of convictions that this story is, in fact, real and I do not believe that what I said implied anything otherwise. These are the grounds on which the basis of my argument lies, and I demand that either my comment be unmoderated (yes, it's a made up word), or that the rules be altered in such a way that more clearly expresses the intentions of you, the moderators. If I am in violation of the seemingly-too-general rule, I sincerely apologize, and I assure you that I will more strictly adhere to said rule given that my latter of my requests is met. Please recognize that the word "argument" is used loosely in this appeal, and is not meant to imply any negativity. In fact, I wish not to convey myself in such a way that offends anyone, even to the smallest of extents. There exist no bounds to the greatness that we could achieve if only the moderators and the moderatees (again, a made up word) would join forces to make FML a better place for all! I trust that you will reach deep within yourselves and find the courage and strength to acquiesce my request(s). Sincerely, Schitzomaniac

Who uses YouTube for background music?

Why not? Still plays music the same as iTunes or Limewire.

But LimeWire is dead. :P

use frostwire it's like limewire