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mommycooks This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

Interference

Today, my family came over for Thanksgiving. We were supposed to have had dinner hours ago, but my mom kept sneaking into the kitchen and dialing down the temperature on the oven, claiming I was going to overcook everything. At this rate, we'll be lucky to have eaten by midnight. FML

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Well, at least you can thank her for one thing: spending more time with your family! They're all going to wait until the turkey's done, right?

Well, by that point it won't matter what the food tastes like, people gonna eat that shit 'til it's goneeee. :)

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TheyCallMeDamien 18

Keep your Mom out of your kitchen because she's a control freak. Or let her know she'll be cooking at her house for future holiday meals and you'll just bring a dish. Saves time on clean up.

Nah too tough, the younger meat is better... Come here oh brother dear!

This is a situation where the woman should NOT be in the kitchen...

Find a way to put a lock on the kitchen door

Should you just sneak in and turn it on high?

My family finished eating at 9:30

ballettillidie 8

Why does everyone try and connect FMLs?!?!?!

Bitch kitchen turf war.

Too many cooks spoil the turkey...

HunterAlpha1 8

better overcooked then undercooked; samonilla is NOT fun.