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Inspiring

By indierocklove - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

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Ready, steady…

By dan - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Reserved

Today, we had a sprint race in gym class that I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

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Gym bro

By kaplwv116 - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

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Back to square one

By nurseITHINKNOT - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally started my job as an in-home caregiver. The man I was hired to care for died two hours after I made it to his house. FML

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Not the smartest

By ugh Buck! - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML

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Misunderstanding

By vanessa_d15 - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML

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This is a low

By Stella - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I chipped my tooth on a beer bottle. While I was drinking alone in my basement. FML

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Debate perverts

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my music students began a lively debate about whether or not a music stand would make a good weapon for the zombie apocalypse. What am I teaching them? FML

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By stressedartist - 09/09/2016 12:43 - United States

Today, I ran over Oprah. FML

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Instant cure

By Username - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

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Safe bet

By Hit-and-Run - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Mexico - Juárez

Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML

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Thursday 4 August 2011 0:08

Gotta love Zombieland!

frutoish 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:07

That's what got me going. Gotta survive the zombie apocalypse.

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Bobby64 29

Thursday 4 August 2011 17:28

As long as you have someone around you can trip, you'll be fine. Don't worry, OP.

gkkralik 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 17:31

Zombieland!!!!

asia3pea90 13

Thursday 4 August 2011 17:44

...You must've watched the epic movie Zombieland.

BRI93 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 17:46

Don't ride in a car with a man that has an obsession with Twinkies!! haha love tht movie! XD

Athga 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:05

Wrong. It's the fat ones that go first.

shades1989 6

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:11

zombieland

charlenac 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:41

You pappy little spit ****.

jessie123246 2

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:49

Zombieland! The fatties go first... Lol. But i think zombies are a reasonable explanation to get fit :)

sarahsrainbow 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 19:13

zombieland! love that movie!!!

MrWhiteGluz 1

Thursday 4 August 2011 19:32

u watched zombieland didnt you lol

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Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML

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Today, I finally found the words to describe how I felt after two years of depression. I asked on Yahoo Answers what I should do next. The most 'helpful' answer told me to go on a picnic. FML

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Today, on my one day off from working in a bakery, my dad asked me to bake him a cake. I refused as I’m exhausted and didn’t want to bake. He then informed me it’s “not my choice” if I bake cakes or not, and if I want to keep living rent free in his house, I’ll “bake the fucking cake.” FML

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Today, I haven't heard from my girlfriend for over a week, after being in a relationship for 7 years with her. She'd called me, saying she had to care for her ex-husband because he had suffered a heart attack. Guess we're over. FML

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Today, I got written up at work over false accusations that I didn't do some safety tasks. The same tasks that were done before I had even arrived. FML

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Today, my wife came home and said, "Before you go into the garage, let me tell you what happened…" She was stopped at a traffic light and when it turned green, she stepped on the gas, but the truck in front of her didn't. The grill was smashed and the car has a 3-inch hole in the bumper. FML

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