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Inspiring

By indierocklove - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

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By dan - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Reserved

Today, we had a sprint race in gym class that I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

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By kaplwv116 - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

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By nurseITHINKNOT - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally started my job as an in-home caregiver. The man I was hired to care for died two hours after I made it to his house. FML

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By ugh Buck! - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML

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Misunderstanding

By vanessa_d15 - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML

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This is a low

By Stella - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I chipped my tooth on a beer bottle. While I was drinking alone in my basement. FML

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Debate perverts

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my music students began a lively debate about whether or not a music stand would make a good weapon for the zombie apocalypse. What am I teaching them? FML

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Today, I ran over Oprah. FML

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Instant cure

By Username - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

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Safe bet

By Hit-and-Run - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Mexico - Juárez

Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML

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Thursday 4 August 2011 0:08

Gotta love Zombieland!

frutoish 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:07

That's what got me going. Gotta survive the zombie apocalypse.

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ukrage 1

Friday 5 August 2011 5:42

duuude Emma stone is hot as **** in that movie. also beware of bathrooms

whistlepig21 0

Friday 5 August 2011 6:41

Zombieland?? Rule #1... Cardio

Waltman217 0

Friday 5 August 2011 6:45

RULE NUMBER ONE FTW!

Vegangeekgirl 2

Friday 5 August 2011 7:29

Hey whatever works! I can't vote here because none of the answer fits, I just leave now and find me some zombie movies to watch!

jambajuiceee 0

Friday 5 August 2011 7:30

shiiit.. that motivates me too.

devinmarketto 0

Friday 5 August 2011 8:28

Zombie Land?

constantine91 0

Friday 5 August 2011 8:30

Fyl

bc4025567575 3

Friday 5 August 2011 10:50

Sounds boring and lame but whatever gets fat people on treadmills helps out America.

kei1108 13

Friday 5 August 2011 14:43

That's awesome!!! hahaha!

mablek 0

Friday 5 August 2011 19:18

Zombieland!!! Good movie. I started working out because of that too... lol

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Today, I asked my boss for my first raise in almost two years, to which he replied, "In the real world, I think you've definitely earned one, but this isn't the real world." FML

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Today, after I kicked my boyfriend out, thinking the sudden separation would make him value our relationship more, I heard he's spent the last 3 weeks at his brother's constantly playing Xbox, hasn’t called me once, and now I’m hearing rumours he’s been taking other women home from sleazy bars. FML

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Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML

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Today, I waited until the last minute to do my Christmas shopping. Today, I also discovered that my bank account has been frozen due to suspicious activity. FML

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Today, I went to visit a suburb that was named after my family. Within five minutes of walking around I was mugged and then beat up. My family name has certainly done well for itself. FML

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Today, I tried to be cute by sitting on top of my boyfriend's belly. While getting on top, I accidentally kneed him in his nuts. In pain, he jolted his head up and ended up banging his head against mine. Now I have a black eye and he can't walk without waddling. FML

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