Inner voice

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML
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snowboarder1417 2

Seems like your brain didn't turn on, let alone a filter

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Dcvictorious 0

Ummmm wow, what a moron tbh. Verbal Filter? This is something that you would say to a friend or something then? I wouldn't say anything like this but my "Verbal Filter" is on the second I'm with family. You're obviously just a twat.

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saywhaaat_01 0

ok just blame it on your "verbal filter not switching on" . idiot, you're just stupid. YDI

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sourgirl101 28

illmatic2, What happened to your comment? It was here a moment ago. I don't think this site likes you very much. lol

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sourgirl101 28

illmatic2, What happened to your comment? It was here a moment ago. I don't think this site likes you very much. lol

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homicidaltendenc_fml 0

He's not creepy...just stating a clear fact. She is, obviously, hot.

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Phoenix1023 3

speaking of shakin' babies

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Kirlyfoo 9

doesn't make sense ten bucks says that every asshole that says it ain't funny is a girl stupid ******

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CrazyManNo9 29

I am disgusted. WTF were you THINKING? YDI!

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emmyers 0

I would have kicked your ass if that was my baby... good thing it's not huh XD

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theonlysweetpea 10

Well hell its not. I would have said it seriously. Some new (or any) parents shake their children and say its a medical condition to hide it.

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Theblue_fml 0

WTF is wrong with you?? Were you born without a penis???

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Theblue_fml 0

Actually yes you were. Sorry for mistaking you for a guy 

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WTFreversed 5

omg that's just like saying its not rape if they enjoyed t or surprise sex

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cloudgazer 3

actually it is totally different. shaking a baby could give it brain damage or even kill it. some people will do that then say it was a medical issue.

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