I messed it up with the boy of my dreams because my depression... - FML

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By "hholly.h" - 14/02/2020 11:10 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

I messed it up with the boy of my dreams because my depression flared. He thinks I'm psycho now and I don't know what to do... and it Valentine's Day

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TexanSpud 12

Sunday 16 February 2020 7:20

Apologize. And if he accepts it make sure u don’t take it out on him again

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TexanSpud 12

Sunday 16 February 2020 7:20

Apologize. And if he accepts it make sure u don’t take it out on him again

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