Today, I found out I'm pregnant. I love kids and I'm really happy,... - FML

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By Lanoa - 18/10/2018 21:30

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. I love kids and I'm really happy, downside, I'm scared to tell my mom. She hates my boyfriend to the point he can't come with me to visit her. She will be so mad. I'm so scared. I'm 24. FML

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Leeono 26

Sunday 21 October 2018 10:25

Why are you scared? She can’t ground you or hit you? (Legally anyway) and so what else can she do? Yell? Threaten to disown you? Why because she doesn’t like the person who makes you happy? Let her. You don’t need that negativity especially now. Surround yourself with people who love you and let her come crawling back but stand tall and only accept her back if she cuts the crap.

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Leeono 26

Sunday 21 October 2018 10:25

Why are you scared? She can’t ground you or hit you? (Legally anyway) and so what else can she do? Yell? Threaten to disown you? Why because she doesn’t like the person who makes you happy? Let her. You don’t need that negativity especially now. Surround yourself with people who love you and let her come crawling back but stand tall and only accept her back if she cuts the crap.

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