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How dare you?

Today, I bought cupcakes from a bakery by my work. I took them home, at which point my mother screamed at me because she's on a diet. Hours later I found the whole box empty. Great self-control, mom. FML

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Well DUH they're cupcakes!

I believe the correct term would be SEEfood diet.

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she probably threw them away in spite

well bringing home cupcakes is kind of cruel when someone is on a diet .

Haha, I also brought home some cupcakes from work last night and tonight they're gone.... only my mom and brother were home today.... both claim to not like to eat lots of sweets.... someone is a liar....

On a side note, where do you find cupcakes that comes in boxes?

"then my mom started to scream at because she's on a diet" Should be "then my mom started to scream at ME because she's on a diet" Just sayin'.

He accidentally a word. Is this bad?

BayleeWasHere 1

Grow up. It's not that big of a deal. Honestly, I did not notice it.

Let me guess… she blamed u for it??

ninjuh_wingman 29

No one can resist cupcakes. Theyre ******* delicious.

Maybe she just needs to "eat" or "get" a little more ****.. They say that it's really good exercise, plus she's be eating

Aaahh. Women and their diets

Because guys are true to their word and never cheat on their diet. (sarcasm) Nice logic cami15...

I was not aware that men go on diets

I've never seen a man go on a diet.

#109 My dad has gone on a diet before, and my boyfriend eats really healthy all the time.

I'm going to guess that your mum is cookie monster's relative, Cupcake Monster.