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How dare you?

Today, I bought cupcakes from a bakery by my work. I took them home, at which point my mother screamed at me because she's on a diet. Hours later I found the whole box empty. Great self-control, mom. FML

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Well DUH they're cupcakes!

I believe the correct term would be SEEfood diet.

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Dear OPs Mom, Enjoy diabetes. Love Arxikist.

Cupcakes > diabetes :|

builditbetter09 3

Uhh speak for yourself ^

xShannonxSammyx 7

I'm pretty sure cupcakes are worth the diabetes. I mean... c'mon. Cupcakes.

builditbetter09 3

Not a huge fan of cupcakes.. But my prior comment was sarcasm -_-

Its still your fault for bringing them home YDI, cupcakes are ******* delicious.

Sooo, we can't bring cupcakes home? Way to be an angry douchebag...

I meant "douchebag".

Its fml things are only to be taken so seriously, you can calm down now

Well I am calm at the moment...

No, it's a YDI because people go and starve themselves on diets. All you have to do is EXCERSIZE.

LaColombianita 26

Well cupcakes can be pretty tempting...

13.....I'm pretty. You're pretty. Let's go home and stay at each other.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Well, FYL for having a mom with no self-control, but YDI for not hiding them (or hiding them well enough.)

jrsylilballer6 7

Maybe she's lying to get your food

**** dieting. If I see cupcakes, they're going to be eaten.

Cupcakes for work.. You took them home... Am I missing something, or does OP work at home?

SilverInGray 25

The bakery was by her work, and she took them home. It doesn't say for work.

I was in London ON for Christmas, well actually Grand Bend. Great town

*sighs from stupidity*

jaredjudd21 2

It wasnt your mother. It is clearly the cupcake monster. He ate my cupcakes, that was the last thing he ever ate.

ImYoursAlways 3

Next time, hide the cupcakes in your room. My family is on a diet and I have to hide all my junk food in my room ;)

BrianAlarcon 0

Can't resist cupcakes!