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How dare you?

Today, I bought cupcakes from a bakery by my work. I took them home, at which point my mother screamed at me because she's on a diet. Hours later I found the whole box empty. Great self-control, mom. FML

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Well DUH they're cupcakes!

I believe the correct term would be SEEfood diet.

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Well, I guess that's the reason she yelled at you

CoolRainbowdash 15

The cupcakes must be from Pinkie Pie

Bad luck .. Tell her to stop denying the truth cause only then will she stop being a hefferlump

If she had self-control, you might not be here.

sounds like my mom

I guess she's on an all cupcake diet now.

ImSoEffedUp 10

Poor Mom....

hateevryone 15

you should've kept them in your room.

Aww your poor mom! You should be more supportive of her! You wouldn't stick a six-pack in an alcoholics fridge, and sugar can be just as addictive to some people. But too bad for you, 'cause cupcakes are yummy and cute! :)