I sure hope death doesn't encounter him soon he might react poorly

Don't laugh bro, at my profound ordeal. It all got slow, and yeah, this shit was real. The sound of a loud squeal, of a future Happy Meal with Hot Wheels, from this little dude who was barely seven. And whoa, the p.a was playing Stairway To Heaven.

I want what he's smoking

Surprised that OP's brother still has a job since weed is still very much illegal in Australia and smoking that stuff would be a sackable offence.

Give me what he's having

Wow. Why would he get stoned at work?

Your brother is a dumbass. Drugs are wrong.

Well, he has a point. A pregnant woman eating at a fast food restaurant is pretty upsetting.

You know he got that good loud

That's kind of adorable, actually.