Love, Money and Transportation: He pulled a Carrie Underwood!

He pulled a Carrie Underwood!

By Andy - 26/03/2018 01:30 - Germany - W?rselen

Today, I got laid for the first time in over a year. The girl then texted her location to her boyfriend, who I didn't know about. He smashed four cars, including mine, with a sledgehammer and ran off before the police arrived. FML

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Monday 26 March 2018 1:43

I just want to know if she called him to tell him that she wants to break up, or did she need a ride after she rode you?

kirby1964 20

Monday 26 March 2018 2:03

So sue her and him, get him arrested. To get your car fixed. No more one night stands.

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liltmac 7

Monday 4 June 2018 11:53

She sounds crazy, bet it was good sex

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